jay0mysterio
Elf
Mysterious, mystifying, peculiar, inexplicable, shadowy, dark, enigmatic, and unexplained...
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Oct 22, 2004 6:07:34 GMT -5
Post by jay0mysterio on Oct 22, 2004 6:07:34 GMT -5
Yah, guess what happened this week?
I was walking to school one day, yes, I was actually walking to school, no, I wasn't playing hooky that day...in any case, I was walking to school and this really, really, reeeeeeeealllyyyyyy hott gurl turns a corner and is then walking just a few feet in front of me. I was just smiling the whole way to school, I didn't notice it, but I guess that I was wearing this HUGE, CHEESY grin, like this: ;D all the way to school. In any case, suddenly, one of the star football players at our school then walks up and picks her up from the ground, acting all loveable and stuff. I was so jealous of the guy that I couldn't stop staring, I didn't see the crosswalk coming...and along with not seeing the crosswalk... I also didn't see this...pole...hahaha! Yeah, the pole at the crosswalk.. So, I was walking behind this cute couple, and I suddenly walk RIGHT INTO THE POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even fell back a little, I was very stunned, I didn't realize what happened. The girl and her bf (i"m assuming) just turned around and starting chuckling together...oooooooooh yeah, so embarrasing.
AND OUCH!!!!!!!!! IT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 24, 2004 6:38:41 GMT -5
Post by Smart1 on Oct 24, 2004 6:38:41 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA!!!! I mean uh...I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you. (cliche, yah, I know. )
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tanyahead
Elf
like the excorsist but more breakdancing. Yah!
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Oct 25, 2004 22:34:43 GMT -5
Post by tanyahead on Oct 25, 2004 22:34:43 GMT -5
You're stupid. hahah
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Oct 27, 2004 3:09:22 GMT -5
Post by smell-the-p-poop on Oct 27, 2004 3:09:22 GMT -5
lol
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jay0mysterio
Elf
Mysterious, mystifying, peculiar, inexplicable, shadowy, dark, enigmatic, and unexplained...
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Oct 27, 2004 3:45:35 GMT -5
Post by jay0mysterio on Oct 27, 2004 3:45:35 GMT -5
I know! I'm so stupid! ... It still hurt, tho.
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tanyahead
Elf
like the excorsist but more breakdancing. Yah!
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Nov 19, 2004 5:56:43 GMT -5
Post by tanyahead on Nov 19, 2004 5:56:43 GMT -5
aww. running into poles always hurt for me. you shouldve just pulled a gun on that boy and kidnap the lady.
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Nov 20, 2004 1:39:33 GMT -5
Post by Smart1 on Nov 20, 2004 1:39:33 GMT -5
aww. running into poles always hurt for me. you shouldve just pulled a gun on that boy and kidnap the lady. Heh! yah, that would've made a nice, clean get-away!
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Nov 20, 2004 7:03:13 GMT -5
Post by Jenni on Nov 20, 2004 7:03:13 GMT -5
yea it'll be realli interesting to see on the news hehe
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Jeenyus
Dwarf
wait... how did we get here?
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Jan 21, 2005 22:20:01 GMT -5
Post by Jeenyus on Jan 21, 2005 22:20:01 GMT -5
Ok,9:00 in the morning today i hear the doorbell ring and i run down the stairs wearing my super cool blue and red dragon pajamas (their old but im never throwign them out!) and open the door and its Cass! Cass and i have a very strained aquintance though, that only im aware of. In a nut shell, Cass has a crush on me(she doesnt know about that either), and even though shes a very nice girl, im afraid im just not interested (shes about 4 or 5 years younger then me for one thing but for some reason that doesnt stop her from towering over me) before i could open my mouth though she said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" obviously not one of her best openers(she was also stareing at my chest too,(if you recall I said that my pj's were really old, well the first few top buttons had popped off and my shirt just kinda hangs open to the bottom of my rib cage).so i tried to close my shirt without her realizing i noticed her gapeing (because there was no clothing on it, not because im a muscular stud)(well.. not muscular anyways...)but it didnt work and she turned bright red when she noticed my noticeing and it just made the whole situation worse.). Now i normally try to be tender, seeing how this is a tender situation, and having no idea what to do,not wanting to hurt her.But that was kinda wierd, no that was really wierd (her blurting out her question part, I actually gape at myself in the mirror from time to time myself...actually im kidding). So i spoke without thinking " Er... i lived here last time i checked Cass ,is there somthign you need?" I felt bad immediatly after. I guess i make her really nervous or somthing, so that prolly wasnt helping her out. "Oh, sorry!",she said" I was looking for a girl from our church! She lives around here or somthing" "Uh Benae lives two houses down that way and Yuki and Kitty(i didnt really say that though but i cant write what i really said because it will get censored and become these names anyways, and ive been asked not too, So im lying and no one can do anything about it!) live a few houses down the other way. "Uh I think its Benae, Bye!",she exclaimed and slammed the door in her embarrasment, except instead of the door connecting with the door frame it connected with my head(it really hurt too!)and that woulda been fine too except I was kinda standing in the door frame so when she knocked the sence out of me, she herself connect with skull instead of door and immediatly began to stammer how sorry she was and started rubbing my head where she assumed she smacked it, then realized she was touching me and jerked back in suprise(i guess i have a disease...) So she's embarrested I feel like a heel, and both of us are prolly wishing i had never opened that door, but between the two of us, Shes definaly the star in this story, she earned it.
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Jan 22, 2005 0:48:10 GMT -5
Post by Yuki on Jan 22, 2005 0:48:10 GMT -5
Heh! That's a fun story!! ;D Hopefully you weren't hurt too badly, Jeenyus!
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Jeenyus
Dwarf
wait... how did we get here?
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Jan 27, 2005 7:55:26 GMT -5
Post by Jeenyus on Jan 27, 2005 7:55:26 GMT -5
HA! Me hurt, Never! Honestly (not really im lying)I think You've hit me harder then she did Yuki. ;D
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