Emoticon Tales...

[Yuki]

Okay, I just loooove these new cat emoticons to pieces, so I've started this for fun! What you do is you tell a quick story with all of the emoticons! Here's my dumb story full of cute emoticons!!!(note: I wrote my first one to sound very--ah--what do you call it--poetic and pretty[as if I was writing a book] but then I went back and changed it to be more...you know...yeah...it looks a little more fun that way, ne? )

Yuki grinned radiantly ;D at her cat, Yukio, "My little precious!" Cooed Yuki, Yuki started rubbing her nose against Yukio's nose, and kissing him on his head .
Yukio stared at Yuki, looking as if he was rolling his eyes . But it didn't take long for Yukio to warm up and lick Yuki back...what a sweetie!
Soon, Yuki's sister, Yukiko entered the room holding their pet gerbil, Yukito, "I'm just putting Yukitou back in his cage," Yukiko said to Yuki.
That's when Yukio saw Yukitou ! Yukio's eyes narrowed, and he growled :-Xat the poor gerbil. Yukito started chirping madly and jumped out of Yukiko's hands, and landed on the floor, right below Yukio !!!!
Yukiko and Yuki both ran for their pets, but the animals were too fast for them! Yuki and Yukiko were both frightened and frustrated . Soon they had lost the animals, and had no idea where they were They were so worried! They became very sad ...
Yuki had even started crying because she couldn't find her dear cat, Yukio! Yukiko looked undecided...or like she was trying to solve a puzzle .
Yuki started calling Yukio, and soon, the cat bounced on his toes in the room .
"YUKIO!!!!!" Yuki screamed in triumph, hugging Yukio tight.
Yukiko looked in Yukio's mouth and found a tail sticking out of it, she started screaming out, "YUKITO!!!!"
Yukio just swallowed the little tail, then seemed to wink at the two girls , then, in a cat like way, he seemed to say "nyah nyah nyah!"
Yuki looked sorrowfully at Yukiko , "sorry..." she muttered.
"It's okay, that guy was a decoy anyway! The real Yukito is in his cage!" Yukiko laughed away, and soon, Yuki joined in the laughter.

[Ali]

Once upon a time, there was this cat named Root Beer. He was a good cat , or so everyone thought . He was really an evil cat working for an evil organization !

One day, this cat approached the family computer and said, "Felines are most definitly the best species on the whole planet! " The computer responded, "Why is that?" Root Beer replied, "Because cats rule, and dogs drool!" The computer said, "Correct password. Welcome to the secret evil database! "

Root Beer created this thing himself ;D. He thought that he was so smart and cool , he could kiss himself . The cat next door would roll its eyes every time it saw Root Beer because he was so proud .

He started crying when he realized that all of his files were corrupted . He was then confused because he didn't know how it happened . He then got really mad . Then he knocked the computer over and swore to never be evil again .

THE END!

[tanyahead]

i have a story too... one day .. yuki farted.. ok but usually she doesnt fart so this was amazing.. this is what yuki looks like . yea shes not green, or a cat, but shes always confusing.. hahaha im kidding yuki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see you tomorrow!!! ok im done

[Yuki]

tanyahead said:

i have a story too... one day .. yuki farted.. ok but usually she doesnt fart so this was amazing.. this is what yuki looks like . yea shes not green, or a cat, but shes always confusing.. hahaha im kidding yuki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see you tomorrow!!! ok im done

HAH HAH! VERY FUNNY!
...where are all of your cat smiley's?? You need more than ONE MESELY CAT, YOU BAKA! :-*Kidding(nah, but really...more than one kitty cat!)

[Empress Kitty]

I'm a cat. My owner's name is Elizabeth. She's great. I live in a neighborhood full of other cats just like me. We started a club called "The Stupendous Felines that All Live Close to Each Other in the Same Neigborhood," or "TSFALCEOSN."

Let me introduce you to the gang!

=That's me! I'm Fluffy, and I'm the secretary since I'm the only one that can write.
=This is Christoff. He's blind in one eye, but he's always smiling and can make it look like he's winking.
=This is Lilith. She's happy...all the time...She's the treasurer because she can count.
;D=This is Lilith's twin sister, Lilac. Unlike Lilith, she can't count...or talk...but we love her anyway.
=This is Almonds. He's the oldest member, and he always seems to be in a bad mood.
=Meet Chocolate, pronounced the Spanish way! (Cho-co-LA-te) He's the vice-president. He's always sad, though. Not good in a leader, I think.
=This is Skittles. He's so easy to scare!
=President Gary! He's a cool cat!
=This is Mr. Unknown. He's one of our youngest members. He's always getting confused. We think he's a little...mentally challenged, you know?
=Psychy is always being sarcastic. It gets annoying sometimes.
=Clara is a filthy rich cat. She funds our club with lots and lots of money that she kind of stole from her owners.
=This is Rupert. He's always blushing. Don't tell anyone, but Lilith has a huge crush on him for some reason! That's insane!
=This is Angel. He's the opposite of one. He one time pushed me in this mud puddle, and I had to get a bath! How mean!
=This is Whiskers. He's always undecided about things. We have to make up his mind for him sometimes.
=This is Charisma. She's super-pretty....like a model...
=Last, but not...well, maybe least, we have Erika! She's always sad. Don't try and cheer her up. It won't work.

Well, I've got to get going. I'll see you later!

TO BE CONTINUED

Oy, that was stupid...but, ah, still...stay tuned for the fantastic adventures of the TSFALCEOSN!

[Spirit]

My goodness, what grand stories. I guess that I, too, shall have to partcipitate in this action because it is just so dandy. My, hear I go:

Once upon a time in the kingdom of spirits, there was a lonely angel This angel's name was Clara . A gorgeous name, for a beautiful young lady. She was only 7 when she entered the white lands of the graceful kingdom. Everyone was especially proud of Clara , because she was the youngest angel to enter the lands. But Clara had never had a chance to make any friends before she left for the kingdom She was very lonely in the kingdom. But no one ever knew how lonely Clara was, because she was always singing in a very angelic, soprano voice .
One day, while Clara was singing to herself atop the blessed white flooring, a new angel entered the kingdom. This angel was 9 years old when she entered, Clara watched the girl enter and then she, too, look lonely, just like Clara felt. Clara flew gaintly towards the girl's side, and asked what her name was. The girl answered, "Maya."
Clara wrapped her arms around Maya, , "Maya, dear. No one needeth to feel lonely in the kingdom." Maya then blinked away shimmering tears, and Clara started singing to Maya ;D. Maya, at first was very shy , so she did not sing. But after a while, she stood up and sang the harmony part.
Everyone in the kingdom were impressed with the beautiful duet. They came over and hugged the two girls, , the girls never felt lonely again. Maya and Clara were both glad that they had lived rightousley and could now enter this glorious kingdom.
The End
Although, blessed spirits of this forum, it is not the end until you enter the cherised lands of the kingdom. I will guide you along the way, angels and fairies will help me help you.
Have a nice day, blessed spirits

[Smart1]

Yeah, there was this cat dude guy , yeah, he was pretty darn cool, okay . One day, this guy was so cool that everyone made fun of him for being cool . Then the cool cat beat them all up ...I guess I'm saying that the moral of the story is don't even gang up on those cool cats . Because cool cats know how to beat people up . Cool cats are good at that kind of wickidness . Like it ;D or not cool cats are just good at that kind of stuff . So don't ever get a cool cat mad at you ...or else you're in for it !
Remember, never forget to love your neighbors always or else a cool cat will come to your front door and meow for you ...in a very annoying way . That just would not be cool( - )
One more important thing, remember to LOVE Smart1 always because, you know, he's smart , cool , handsome ;D, heals broken hearts , and is just plain the guy to love ! Alright, Sryan out!
-Sryan Darling

[Empress Kitty]

Sryan=handsome?

Okay, continuing the story of the TSFALCEOSN:

Oy, sorry I couldn't talk long last night. I had to go in to eat dinner. Anyway, let me tell you something that happened recently.

One day, we, the TSFALCEOSN, were holding a meeting.

said, "Alright cats, this meeting is now starting! First off, I'd like to say that last Saturday's Meow Choir was excellent. The fence that we sat on while we sang was provided by . Let's give him a hand!

We all clapped. asked, "Huh? What did I do?"

continued, "Okay, now, we need to figure out how to deal with this dog problem. They really hate us."

said, "I know, it's scary!"

snorted, "Ah, who cares? They're gonna eat us someday anyway!"

"Yeah, that sure does give us a reason not to care," said, rolling his eyes.

growled and raised a paw, ready to strike, "Wanna fight, young one?"

rolled his eyes, "Oh, yeah. I really want to waste my time fighting you."

said, "Please, , ! Let's not fight!"

started crying, "I know! I hate it when people fight!"

Suddenly, a murderous growl was heard. Everyone turned to see a huge, snarling dog right outside their clubhouse! ;D

TO BE CONTINUED

Heh, heh...

[Jenni]

this is goin 2 be relli short n simple...hehe

there once was a family of 16 cat's. there was a cat who's name was happy , another cat was winks dat's his name because he alwayz winkes another cat was gasp here's teeth ;D mad sad surprise cool confused pleased embaressed evil scared tears and tease last but no least smooch . (such a great family)
these are the family of 15 cat's.